“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it’s head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.” - Jack Handey
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November 6 2009
"What I need is someone who will make me do what I can."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via loveishere) (via quote-book)
Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:19 am
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Nov 6, 2009 @ 11:05 am
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"It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party."
High Fidelity, Nick Hornby (via srsly)
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:29 am
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"Truly there would be reason to go mad were it not for music."
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky (via bitchville)
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:07 am
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"It's not your fault you've been good to me."
(via autumnfringes)
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:07 am
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"If it didn’t really matter, you wouldn’t be spending so much time thinking about it."
(via ifwordscankill)
Nov 6, 2009 @ 10:06 am
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November 5 2009
"We have all got our ‘good old days’ tucked away inside our hearts, and we return to them in dreams like cats to favorite armchairs."
Brian Carter (via thechosenwords)
Nov 5, 2009 @ 12:53 pm
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"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
Marlene Dietrich (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Nov 5, 2009 @ 12:40 pm
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an undecided heart makes such a mess
Nov 5, 2009 @ 12:39 pm
